‘Sup! Saige here!
Me and Felicity are in the mood for baking right now and since we don’t have that much time to do that after school starts (which is very soon) we are venturing into the kitchen and are about to make some messes. Enjoy!
Felicity: Saige! You just wacked me!
Saige: No, I was waving. I accidently touched your lip. And please, get out of that battle stance!
Felicity: Fine. Anyways, I’ll get out the bowls and you get the ingredients.
Saige: First I combined the ingredients like Felicity told me to. I forgot to read the recipe, and put the sugar with the flour instead of the butter.
Felicity: Saige isn’t a very good cook so I decided to take over the actual “making” part for her;)
I put the butter in the bowl and skimmed some sugar off the top of the flour bowl.
Saige: OOOOOHHHH!!!! Close-up time!
Felicity: Saige stop.
Felicity: Saige, stop!
Felicity: *yanks camera out of Saige’s hands* SAIGE! STOP! Sorry about that…never trust my sister with a micro-lens.
Felicity: Next we add some milk and cream it. I let Saige do it because I don’t like the feeling of squishy stuff in my hands.
Saige: Felicity, remember I’m running the post this time. You don’t have to act like you’re the boss of what I do.
Felicity: Saige…I was just explaining to them that you are creaming the butter!
Saige: Whatever. Anyways, here is me creaming the butter.
Saige: Don’t I look awesome?
Felicity: Saige, all you are doing is creaming butter and it doesn’t even show your head.
Saige: So? I still look awesome…just admit it. You are jealous because you can’t look as awesome as I do when I am creaming butter.
Felicity: Seriously? …whatever. Have some cookie dough on your face.
Saige: HA! She admits it! The villain even cowardly-y pours acid on the good-guy’s face! But JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!!! She will get revenge!
Felicity: Saige, this is not a comic book. We are making cookies.
Saige: The villain will not admit to her cowardly deeds! She must endure a long and painful suffering in the PIT OF LIGHTBULBS!
Felcity: Saige, pa-lease! What is so agonizing about a pit of lightbulbs?
Saige: HA! She will not recognize her fate as terrifying…she is trying to act strong in the face of…of…of…ok I’ll stop now.
Felicity: Thank you. Let’s resume. You narrate.
Saige: Next you add the dry mixture to the butter mixture.
Add in whatever flavoring you wish and stir.
We did snickerdoodle and peanut butter chocolate chip.
Felicity: I also let Saige make the balls of dough because the feeling of dough grosses me out.
Saige: I enjoy that feeling…it’s so squishy!
Saige: Felicity, can you please preheat the oven?
Felicity: Sure, hold on.
Felicity: Saige, the oven is ready! I’ll put them in!
We let them bake for 10 minutes, then took them out at their warm and still-slightly-gooey best.
Felicity: Saige, stop.
Felicity: Saige, stop!
Saige: Humph. Fine.
Felicity: I like to dip my snickerdoodle in hot cocoa.
Saige: I Iike to dip my peanut butter cookie in hot cocoa.
AHHH! Just don’t let your goat eat them! Sombrita almost got one while I was taking a picture!
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